batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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