My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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