I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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