it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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