I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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