yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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