what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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