she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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