He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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