...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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