It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I don't think brook has ever known best
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
