I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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