that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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