Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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