If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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