brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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