Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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