So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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