yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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