operation harelip BJ is a go
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
