Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.