I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex