at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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