So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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