Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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