she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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