Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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