I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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