what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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