I think i peed on brittanys purse
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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