Kiss
Puke
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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