I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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