if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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