Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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