so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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