Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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