ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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