all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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