mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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