God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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