Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dignity is for republicans.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I will be naked everywhere
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
My vagina just clenched in fear
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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