I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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