They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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