let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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