Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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