I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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