You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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