Your tits are I can't wait for
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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