you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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