Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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