Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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