He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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