Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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