very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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