She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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