I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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