WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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