I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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