He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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