ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
