Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
May the power of my ass compel you!!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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